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onelazyfeminist:

if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education

dansbunk:

master-of-duct-tape:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

I peed on the hamster

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

It just got better and better

mayadoesstuff:

trappedinsanity:

in Teen Titans we don’t say “I love you” we say “I like the way you shoot starbolts” which roughly translates to “batman never taught me how to talk to girls and that’s sadly the best compliment I could manage” and I think that’s beautiful.-cyborg-window-hallucination

dancys:

Anthony Mackie comments a clip @ The Tonight Show [x]

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

realityescapestheluckyones:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

this is very relevant. 

Eeyore was always my favorite.

Theres actually a discussion thing about that happening tomorrow night at my school in conjugation with Take Back the Night {

Theres actually a discussion thing about that happening tomorrow night at my school in conjugation with Take Back the Night

(Source: middleearth-goth)

blingringxx:

the francos

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

unclefather:

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キモイ顔の貯金箱「FACE BANK」動作ムービー

I don’t like that

geek-studio:

Vodka Cherry Pokeballs by BigEatsBen

Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.

Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via sensibilitaet)

(Source: morganmarguerite)